Don't Be a Filthy Oar - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Four boxes of Cinnamon Toast

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Billy Ray Valentine dropping life advice nobody asked for

Smaller white italic serif text below reads "- José" formatted as a formal quote attribution

Wearing it guarantees someone will ask if it's real

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Don't Be a Filthy Oar - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Four boxes of Cinnamon ToastCalling someone a filthy oar is the most polite insult ever hidden behind one consonant. That smug pipe smoking sailor knows exactly what he said, and he's betting your grandmother doesn't. The Details: Arched navy blue block text reads "DON'T BE A FILTHY OAR" in two lines. Below, a mid century clip art sailor grins with a smoking pipe clenched in his teeth, wearing a captain's hat with an anchor emblem, rendered in navy blue ink. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe