Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Smaller spaced golden-yellow capitals read

Smaller spaced golden-yellow capitals read "HOTEL AND CASINO" below

offer him a cheeseburger or this T-Shirt (which he won't wear)

he committed the most aggressively Midwestern act of sainthood ever put on film

Bold distressed white text below reads "NEW YEAR

Inspired by A Christmas Carol

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Smaller spaced golden-yellow capitals readJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading