The Cornholio Kid - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL with larger serif lettering below

with larger serif lettering below reading "ARISTOCRATS" and "ESTABLISHED IN

Three lines below each pair a golden-yellow distressed star with bold

rendered in yellow and flesh tones with black outlines and a weathered texture

Bold white block text reads "TO HIT" beside the batter

Bold red slab-serif text below reads "BENNETT STEAM

The Cornholio Kid - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL with larger serif lettering belowCornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie