The Tight Ship | Sailor Tattoos Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Size:4X I just set a PR

I just set a PR for the amount of string cheese I can consume in a 24 hour period

but to keep something this beautiful to ourselves would represent a crime greater than sin itself

it’s gonna take some big lug nuts to pull off this look

teal Madison blazer is not for you

he considers waking the reindeer and firing up the sleigh

The Tight Ship | Sailor Tattoos Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Size:4X I just set a PRBeing a pirate would be cool and all, minus the scurvy, the lack of common hygiene, the scary waves, and the sea monsters. But having a parrot on your shoulder and wearing an eye patch would be neat. But I guess you find a parrot, slap on an eye patch and slip into this pair of Ball Hammocks and call it a day.