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Ain't No Laws When You're Drinkin' With Claus - Unisex Sweatshirt funny Customer service consists of aSanta chugging a beer explains why he only works one night a year and breaks into houses without consequence. Drinkin' with Claus means the naughty list is just a to do list. The Details: Arched cream uppercase text reads "AIN'T NO LAWS WHEN YOU'RE" above a vintage cartoon illustration of Santa Claus in a red suit and white beard, tipping back a green bottle. Large red orange retro script reads "Drinkin'" across the center, with cream block text below