Lawn Enforcement Officer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Distressed white sans-serif text reads

Distressed white sans-serif text reads "Fluent in 3 languages:" across the top

Jerry Mitchell probably got a loyalty discount

Rough white hand-scrawled text below reads "WONDERBOY" in uneven mixed uppercase letters with a childlike

full-color print that holds up wash after wash

" Hand-drawn text at the bottom reads "East 93rd & Sandusky

Lawn Enforcement Officer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Distressed white sans-serif text readsLawn enforcement officers carry the full weight of federal authority, except the jurisdiction ends at the property line and the only crime is letting crabgrass go unpunished. Somewhere a dad just pinned this badge on and saluted his own reflection in the storm door. The Details: Distressed golden yellow eagle with spread wings sits above bold serif text reading "LAWN" and "ENFORCEMENT." A shield shaped badge contains a push mower silhouette centered