Mile High Club Official Member - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather A black winged quad roller

A black winged quad roller skate sits over a red semicircle with radiating red sunburst lines

Distressed white stencil-style text reads "MAKES" above "CAMBODIA" above "LOOK LIKE" above "KANSAS

Nobody escapes that stare

but the host absolutely will

A grayscale T-800 endoskeleton skull sits centered within the circular text

Mile High Club Official Member - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather A black winged quad rollerEarning military style wings for a turbulent two minutes in a bathroom smaller than a coffin is the most aggressively optimistic self assessment in aviation history. The FAA doesn't sanction it, but the distressed vintage font apparently makes it official. The Details: Outlined distressed white block letters read "MILE HIGH" across the top. A winged emblem centers a circular badge containing male and female restroom style stick figure silhouettes,