I Am Not On Drugs Poster Caution: gazing at this poster

Caution: gazing at this poster for too long may result in an inexplicable urge to spontaneously pinky swear with inanimate objects

Property Of your mom’s left hand lives in that uncomfortable space between “I shouldn’t laugh at this” and “I’m definitely laughing at this

The “Give Me Last Minute Sucks” black coffee mug feels like something stolen from the dressing room of a 1930s Hollywood starlet who smoked too much

You look composed

” Graffiti-style

I Am Not On Drugs Poster Caution: gazing at this posterSome things dont belong on a wall. Thats usually why they end up there. Black poster. Empty space doing most of the work. And right in the middle, in flat white lettering that doesnt try to help itself: I AM NOT ON DRUGS. Its not decoration. Its a statement that showed up uninvited and decided to stay. You hang it up, and the room changesjust a little. People walk in, glance past it, then stop. Turn back. Read it again like maybe they misunderstood