The Gym Reaper - Unisex Sweatshirt hannibal a white colonial portrait illustration

a white colonial portrait illustration depicts George Washington wearing round sunglasses

Distressed white block text in a weathered screen-print style reads "YOU CAN'T MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY

with "LANES" in light blue to the right

Grandma reads it twice and still just sees a weather preference

Distressed white block text below reads "ALL DAY

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