Squatchin' Through The Snow - Women's T-Shirt montana A crimson outline of Missouri

A crimson outline of Missouri with a small star marking a location sits between "ESTD" and "1901" in bold serif numerals

Golden-yellow text at the bottom reads "TROY

" in a serif font

" above "Los Angeles' FINEST BOWLING CENTER" in mixed script and capitals

Ham Porter's exasperated sigh carries more emotional weight than most Oscar speeches

Squatchin' Through The Snow - Women's T-Shirt montana A crimson outline of MissouriBigfoot in a Santa hat trudging through the woods looks exactly like a guy who got invited to the Christmas party but plans to leave before the gift exchange. The Patterson Gimlin footage finally makes sense if you hum "Jingle Bells" over it. The Details: Red script text reads "Squatchin'" across the top. A brown illustration of Sasquatch mid stride in the classic Patterson Gimlin pose, wearing a red and white Santa hat, walks through a snowy forest