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Large white decorative open quotation marks sit above bold white serif text reading "NO WAY" with a closing quotation mark

Diplomacy from a species whose entire vocabulary is two syllables repeated while vaporizing Congress is honestly the most transparent foreign policy ever proposed

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Inspired by Major League

and a tense wide-eyed stare

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