Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL followed by bold green sans-serif

followed by bold green sans-serif text reading "BASEBALL CLUB" and smaller serif text reading "NEW ENGLAND LEAGUE

distressed white text reads "BICYCLE TOURS" flanked by small wing accents

complete with premium rum

Flowing rust-brown cursive script reads "Sandy Cities" with a swoosh tail

Inspired by They Live

Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL followed by bold green sans-serifParadise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Relax," positioned above a retro tropical poolside scene rendered in green, light blue, orange, and white, depicting palm trees, a swimming