I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex T-Shirt nerds Getting turned into a pile

Getting turned into a pile of crap barely dented that swagger

Golden-yellow arched text reads "EST

and "okayest" just means the kids survived the visit

White text at the bottom reads "SKATING ★ DANCING" with "GALLIVAN BLVD

Hoefly's was a Belmont Shore institution

I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex T-Shirt nerds Getting turned into a pilePulling off a dive nobody's landed in decades requires either elite athleticism or total ignorance of physics. Thornton Melon brought both and the judges still gave him the win. Inspired by Back to School. The Details: White text reads "I WITNESSED THORNTON MELON'S" above large bold text reading "TRIPLE LINDY" beside a white silhouette of a diver and a multi level diving platform. A ribbon banner below contains "1986" flanked by two stars, with "GLU