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and red Vietnam Service Medal ribbon stripe

this document looks and feels just like an original historical document from the 1700's

Keep the doors to your island home open with this beautiful Cast Iron Pineapple Doorstop

and 9" thick and weighs in at just under 10 pounds

Funny Prank Redneck Toilet Paper Practical Joke TP Party Favor Novelty Gag Gift cruise ship gift Unlike basic openers that disappearYou might be a redneck if your toilet paper has page numbers on it. If you can't afford both toilet paper and reading material for the John, then you've only got one option: use the reading material for TP. Get tons of laughs when you give this funny gag gift to friends and family who appreciate redneck humor. A newspaper article in a baggie gives you reading and wiping material. It's probably not enough to wipe, but it'll have to do in a pinch