Colossal Squid Confessions Media patent-pending Dynamic Vamp

patent-pending Dynamic Vamp

An integrated RECCO reflector adds to the pants' snow safety capabilities

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Colossal Squid Confessions Media patent-pending Dynamic VampMost embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're a colossal squid!!! (That and finding pants with ten legs for your arms and tentacles.) Anyhow, we don't want to be rude, but we kinda sorta noticed you have a HUGE head, so you're probably also