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Perfect for fans of the classic movie who love a little mischievous holiday fun

The Three-I League connected small river towns across the Midwest when minor league ball was the only game most folks ever saw

Somebody had to class up the operation while Call just sat on the porch

and a large burnt orange sun with horizontal stripe elements across the sky

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